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President’s Report Dumbarton St Andrew’s Night 28<\/span>th<\/sup><\/span> Nov 2014<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n On 24<\/span>th<\/sup><\/span> November a mixed company of 13 travelled to Dumbarton Burns Club to enjoy a terrific meal and entertainment, in the fine surroundings of the Alexandria Masonic Temple a few miles north of Dumbarton. The magnificent interior, reminiscent of a scene from Harry Potter’s ‘Hogwarts Castle’ proved a very fitting setting, with oak panelling, fine murals, stage and minstrel gallery.<\/span><\/p>\n We were warmly welcomed by <\/span>George Dunwoody <\/strong><\/span>(an excellent host and MC throughout) and the executive committee of the DBC who showed our party unreserved hospitality. After a terrific, animated ‘<\/span>toast <\/strong><\/span>tae <\/strong><\/span>the haggis’ \u00a0<\/strong><\/span>from <\/span>Gavin Finlay <\/strong><\/span>we were entertained by an excellent ensemble of gifted singers and speakers. The entertainment was first class,<\/span>notably <\/span>Robert Ryan<\/strong><\/span> (vice president) who sang and played guitar on his own, very moving, version of Caledonia as a tribute to those who perished in the Clutha Inn disaster. We were also entertained by Kirsten Easdale a most accomplished folk singer and accompanying accordionist. Excellent readings followed from Bill Kean and Scot Rorison.<\/span><\/p>\n The lengthy <\/span>toast<\/span> ‘tae Auld Scotia<\/strong><\/span> was delivered in scholarly fashion by Professor <\/span>Gerard Carruthers, <\/strong><\/span>an academic of note who covered the Scottish persona down the centuries with mind blowing intellectual precision. The toast <\/span>‘tae the lassies’<\/strong><\/span> by <\/span>Martin Walker <\/strong><\/span>although amusing to start with, fell a little flat when he targeted ladies in the audience with a stream of sexist jokes. Unfortunately jokes about dumb blondes were not truly appreciated by the numerous ladies present (especially the two highly intelligent blondes sitting either side of me). <\/span><\/p>\n The reply from the lassies by<\/span> Jenny McIntyre <\/strong><\/span>was, conversely,<\/span> well delivered, short and sweet! <\/span>John Young<\/strong><\/span> then took centre stage and sang a stirring version of ‘Piper of Dumbarton’ to rapturous applause! The evenings entertainment closed with a comprehensive and amusing vote of thanks from DBC Vice president Robert Ryan. <\/span><\/p>\n All in all a fabulous night in excellent company. After a goodnight tipple we retired well fed, well looked after and slightly intoxicated. An evening of dreamless sleep was rudely interrupted by the early morning sound of thunderous Glasgow commuter trains. Combined with several hundred tonnes of articulated lorries whizzing by on the dual carriageway and the odd Aeroplane from Glasgow Airport this must surely qualify for <\/span>the noisiest hotel on the planet<\/em><\/span> but at \u00a328 per room it was a price worth paying. Congratulations to Gordon for securing the hotel and D Smith for organising the taxis with military precision. <\/span><\/p>\n I have duplicated a copy of a poetic address recited on the evening. This was presented to President George Dunwoody as a token of the esteem each club holds for the other. A great night out was had by all!! <\/span><\/p>\n John Clark<\/span><\/p>\n Address tae the Dumbarton Burns Club (Nov 2014)<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n Dear, <\/em><\/span>President George<\/span><\/em><\/strong> -a few lines I’ve composed<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n in respect o’ the cronies, that drink in the Globe<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n oors seats hard as paint pots, oor plates free o’ design<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n oor meal washed doon wi’ whisky, in preference tae wine<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Like the boys frae Dumbarton, we take it in turns<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n wi social pursuits and oor passion for Burns<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n tae reciprocate pleasures, we cut quite a dash<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n If there’s yin thing in common \u2026. we’re aye up for a laugh<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n ’cause there’s big Gordon Johnston, he’s braw on a bike<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n Pipe Major Calum’s sublime on the pipes<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n If ye like lobster cooked on a B.B.Q. fire <\/em><\/span><\/p>\n ye might want tae converse wi’ the bold McIntyre<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Les Byers he’s a singer and reciter supreme<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n for accordion music, (look nae further) than wee Lee McQueen <\/em><\/span><\/p>\n Frank Manson will help ye tae tally yer books<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n Bert Hastings spins stories o’ ghosties and spooks!!!<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n If ye’re keen on green bowling Ken Crookshank’s – <\/em><\/span>‘the king’<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Davie Smith, well – he’s a Club Legend and master o’ spin<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n Frae Manhattan, tae Sydney, Moscow tae Dubai <\/em><\/span><\/p>\n whether kilted or suited wi’ dickie bow tie <\/em><\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n It’s nae where ye come frae or what tartan ye wear<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n religion or money or the length o’ yer hair.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n It’s mair aboot freenship and faith that in time<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n we can a’ staun together for the sake o’ <\/em><\/span>lang syne<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Brought together in kinship by poems, sweet, sublime<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n created by genius perfected by time….<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n May we aye be contented in wartime or peace<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n Brithers here in Dumbarton \u2013 as we are in Dumfries!<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n John Clark <\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" St Andrews night report 2014St Andrews Night report 2014 President’s Report Dumbarton St Andrew’s Night 28th Nov 2014 On 24th November a mixed company of 13 travelled to Dumbarton Burns Club to enjoy a terrific meal and entertainment, in the … Continue reading